Sometimes I’ve been known to utter a word or two that I shouldn’t. A word that would never be printed in the newspaper or on my blog (others I’m not so sure about). I have learned to control myself in most situations, but sometimes I feel that need to really express myself.
For this, I turn to one of my favorite Web sites -- www.flwyd.dhs.org/curse/curselist. Check it out. It was created by Jerry Maguire, a high school English teacher in Indiana. What a great way to teach high school students about Shakespeare’s work and words.
Now, when you get really mad at someone you can call them a beslubbering boil-brained dewberry. Take that you lumpish folly-fallen hedgepig.